Josh had planned to spend his weekend living it up with his girlfriend on his daddy’s credit card in a swank hotel. Instead, he finds himself getting kidnapped by axe-wielding lunatics who’ve escaped from some sort of George R.R. Martin fever-dream. The day has only just started, and Josh already needs a change of pants.

Now he must try to escape back to his own reality with its kneecapping loan sharks, or stay and face the clash of Ancient Ireland and the reach of the Roman Empire.